Cat8Canaries: Bonnie searches for Clyde.
Smokes Occasionally with Thin body type
Seattle, Washington
32 year old Female, < 5' (< 152 cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Aries
Cat8Canaries wants to find someone to marry.
Some college
Expert Slacker

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Birds  

About Me
I really hate to start my profile off this way because I think it’s negative and this leaves a bad taste in everyone’s mouth but I don’t see another way around it!!!
Do NOT ask me for naked pictures or a blow job or try to ****ing sext me. I find that behavior rude and disgusting. I don’t care how special you think you and your pecker are but I promise you that you won’t get anywhere near my mouth if you are stupid enough to think asking me for a blow job will actually get you one.
Kik: TheDuchessCortez

I once tried to walk into Target but I missed....

Will date for food**
*quallfying consumers only
** will not **** for food.

Ask me anything you wanna know! I don’t know a woman on this planet, myself included, that doesn’t love talking about herself.

I accidentally swiped left on Macklemore. FML.

If you wanna meet me you should probably message me, I don’t pay for the site so I cannot see who you are when you click on the “I wanna meet you” button.

I’m looking for the man of my dreams.... but I have insomnia so it’s been difficult.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Time travel, cartoons, ghost stories, I love food! Read me your bucket list baby!

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