I really hate to start my profile off this way because I think it’s negative and this leaves a bad taste in everyone’s mouth but I don’t see another way around it!!!
Do NOT ask me for naked pictures or a blow job or try to ****ing sext me. I find that behavior rude and disgusting. I don’t care how special you think you and your pecker are but I promise you that you won’t get anywhere near my mouth if you are stupid enough to think asking me for a blow job will actually get you one.
I once tried to walk into Target but I missed....
Will date for food**
*quallfying consumers only
** will not **** for food.
Ask me anything you wanna know! I don’t know a woman on this planet, myself included, that doesn’t love talking about herself.
I accidentally swiped left on Macklemore. FML.
If you wanna meet me you should probably message me, I don’t pay for the site so I cannot see who you are when you click on the “I wanna meet you” button.
I’m looking for the man of my dreams.... but I have insomnia so it’s been difficult.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Time travel, cartoons, ghost stories, I love food! Read me your bucket list baby!