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Assertion: all men are dorks.
Generally I shun generalizations. However, I’ve found this specific generalization to be true. Generally. :)
But before you send me hate mail, you should know I consider this a good thing. If you’re not at least a little dorky, you might as well hang it up. Move to a nursing home and aspire to meet someone there. Then make the evening news under the headline, “Least dorky pair on the planet meet, marry in nursing home. Bride and groom are both 50, act like 150”. The horror!
Assuming this doesn’t describe you, hello and welcome to my profile.
I don't respond to people without photos, and don't chat. [Emphasis added for the knuckleheads who don’t actually read profiles.]
I used to respond to everyone, but some guys insisted on debating why I felt we weren’t compatible. Sometimes I have a reason(s), sometimes I don’t, but it’s none of their business. [And I don’t think anyone really wants to hear, “because you’re a mutant”.] I also rarely answer right away, because the funniest, wittiest replies need time to percolate in my brain. I’ve been blown off because I apparently took too long to respond. Isn’t life too short for such nonsense??
I shun those “what I’m looking for” lists, but in case you don’t: someone who makes me laugh, is my intellectual equal, doesn't live very far away and has limited baggage. [I’m lucky mine fits in a carry-on.] And please, could he be easy on the eyes??? Is that too much to ask?
Things that are random:
Should I take it personally that Bill Cosby didn't try and have sex with me when we met? [What - too soon??];
Sometimes I think joint custody is the best thing that ever happened to parenting a teenager;
I’d rather be lonely and alone than lonely in a relationship;
I often call people - men and women - dude. I’ve had one or two women object to this. The rest “get” me.
I don’t understand the appeal of photos of you covered in mud. I don’t have a pig fetish, although I am damned fond of bacon.
Hello? Is this thing on??
* NOTE: Now that POF has changed it settings, I can no longer search for your profile by username. Therefore it is unlikely that a flirt will get my attention. Act accordingly! ??